8 thoughts on “QUICK GIGGLE: Christian Pick Up Lines”
Omfg. DYINGGGG. This SO made my night, Myndi. “Your hair is like a flock of goats…” might be my favorite. I think you’ve gotta be a shepherd in the Holy Land circa sometime-BC in order to find Song of Songs romantic.
Omfg. DYINGGGG. This SO made my night, Myndi. “Your hair is like a flock of goats…” might be my favorite. I think you’ve gotta be a shepherd in the Holy Land circa sometime-BC in order to find Song of Songs romantic.
Too funny
That was pure awesome! “You float my arch” hahaha
Ark!
I’m wondering why I haven’t heard any of these! How come no one thinks I feel from heaven?
“Call me Joshua because I’m about to knock down your walls.” Wow. You had me at “call me.”
Funny stuff.
Patricia Rickrode
w/a Jansen Schmidt
“You and Me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We’re a miracle.”
This is ridiculous, but awesome!
almost worth becoming a Christian to be the target of something like that!