Summer is here, and that means it’s time for SexyHotMysteriousShyBadKindSweetAndSpicy Book Boyfriends.
But where can I find such a specimen? you ask.
Right here, I answer. At Summer Book Crush 2014.
We have over 80 titles priced at 99¢. We have over 30 authors who would LOVE to connect with your book club. AND WE HAVE BOOK BOYFRIENDS GALORE. Bad boys? Got ’em. Sexy foreign accents? Got ’em. Heroes that will make you swoon? Got ’em. Guys that bite? Got ’em, too.
WE HAVE ALL THE BOOK BOYFRIENDS. ALL OF THEM!
You gotta come check it out, because it’s just too good to be true. And don’t wait too long – Summer Book Crush only lasts four days! June 19-22. After that all the books return to their normal prices, and all the hot book boyfriends will be sad and forlorn because you didn’t choose them to swoon over this summer.
No book boyfriend should be sad and forlorn. Ever.
So do the right thing. Visit Summer Book Crush and save a book boyfriend from a summer of eating frosting out of the can and listening to sad emo music while staring at a picture of your face, all the while wondering: WHY DIDN’T SHE PICK ME?
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