Kid: Hey, Mom. Guess what?
Me: What?
Kid: Chicken butt! *dissolves into hysterical giggles*
True story: Even three-year olds are capable of comic genius.
(p.s. Share your offspring’s version of funny in the comments. Or any kid you happen to know. Doesn’t have to be yours. *grin*)
Myndi Shafer 
Son: What does my shirt say?
Me: Official team captain.
Son: See little brother, I’m the captain so I make the rules for you!
LOL! Kids…