“Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.” I’m SO sad to say I’ve actually heard this one.
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“Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.” I’m SO sad to say I’ve actually heard this one.
Myndi Shafer 
Omfg. DYINGGGG. This SO made my night, Myndi. “Your hair is like a flock of goats…” might be my favorite. I think you’ve gotta be a shepherd in the Holy Land circa sometime-BC in order to find Song of Songs romantic. 😛
Too funny 🙂
That was pure awesome! “You float my arch” hahaha
Ark!
I’m wondering why I haven’t heard any of these! How come no one thinks I feel from heaven?
“Call me Joshua because I’m about to knock down your walls.” Wow. You had me at “call me.”
Funny stuff.
Patricia Rickrode
w/a Jansen Schmidt
“You and Me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We’re a miracle.”
This is ridiculous, but awesome!
almost worth becoming a Christian to be the target of something like that!